"Punch"nama ....

Captivating captions and punching punch-lines ... 

Punchline for TCS Sports Day 2008 : SPORTCS ’08

If you think Adidas ^{impossible is nothing}, then Nike ^{just do it
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Product names and punchlines I posted in Orkut Community  ‘Indian Advertising’ -

Medical Store

Name : Lifeline Medical Lab (ESTD. 1996)

Tagline : Cancelling your appointment with GOD since 1996

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Insurance (Life Insurance)

Product Name : QSS-Life (Que Sera Sera - Life)

Tagline : Having QSS-Life => Next best thing to 'being alive' !

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Hindi Dictionary

Product : English to Hindi Dictionary

Target Group : Foriegners visiting India

Product Name : Hindian (in Sanskrit font)

Body :

पुरुष सौचालय 

महिला सौचालय 

If you are in India and can't read the above, "Hindian" is exactly what you need !

Punchline : Welcome to (h)India !

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Oarsman Marketing Pvt. Ltd

Behind every successful man, there's a woman,

behind every successful business, there's OARSMAN !

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Liquor Candies

Name : Liquolate

Tagline : Lick responsibly !

Statutory Warning : Don't lick and drive !!

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Toilet Paper

Name : Smoothex

Tagline : Everything else hurts ;-)

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Cobbler

Name : ShoeRemakers

Tagline : Re-engineering your old pair !

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Postal Services

Name : Celeritas Speed Post Services

Tagline : E = m*(Celeritas)^2

N.B. : ('Celeritas' is the latin word for 'swiftness' from where the symbol 'C' to denote speed of light, was derived)

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Product : Mahendra Singh Dhoni

Punchline :

Nirma

Rin

Surf

Dhoni

.... first four Indian brand-names in "dhulayee" !

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Broom

For Metros ....

Product Name : Wooosh

Tagline : Jha-doo it !

For villages ....

Product Name : Dhool-Bhulaiya

Tagline : Dhool ko banne na dein aap ke ristedar

                Rakkhe dhool ko aangan ke bahar !

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Chit Fund

Name : MyTree

Punchline : Who said money doesn't grow on Tree ?

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Depression Helpline

Name : Hello ... Happy Singh?

Punchline : call Happy, be happy !

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Anti-Smoking Campaign Ideas I provided to my friend working in an NGO -

1) Design a signboard for Smoking Zone where the words "Smoking Zone" should be written in a font which looks similar to crabs (cancer)

OR going the other way ... CANCER HOSPITAL written in 'cigarette' font or made with logos of cigarette brands

2)an office Smoking Zone signboard having this written below

"Cancer Helpline - Call 8977"

3) A packet of cigarette ... may be Marlboro having this written on it :

Marlboro

Filtered Birth Control Pills

(which denotes cigarette causes impotency)

5) a google search with the keywords "advantages of Smoking" ....

0 results found ! Did you mean "Disadvantages of Smoking" ?
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Names of Departmental Store :

1) Allmart
2) Shopaholics'
3) Les Priceland
4) G-Square : Gain Square
5) Treasure Buyland
6) LowCoste
7) P Mart : Profit Mart

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